February 2012
Got asked out for the first time today
If I had met Blake today my life would be fine, oh well someday. Ugh I’ve had a miserable week.
Microwave your hardasconcretefreezer Icecream
For like 10 seconds,do it.
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ME on the All-star Game
Person: All these great players in one place it's like a dream
Me: Gangbang.
Person:
Me:
Person:
Me:
Person:
Me: I mean fantasy team.
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Person looking at my face: You look younger
Person looking at my boobs: You look older
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me: wow i like this person a lot
me: i should talk to this person
me: wow look!!!! a perfect chance to talk to this person i should totally take it
me: types out message
me: gets nervous
me: exits page
me: floats away from computer
me: drifts out window
me: is lifted up into space
me: orbits around earth
me: is incinerated by the sun
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The Streets Ahead Scholarship
When I’m an old and filthy rich alumna, I will offer a scholarship to Community Fans.
I mean there HAS to be a merit scholarship
I mean the need-based-award left my DAD’S YEARLY SALARY left over in costs. No idea as to why I was so optimistic about going to AU and financing it until now.
AND at last I see the light and it sucks.
Being messaged first by you is like Christmas Morning, as in it happens once a year oh and the being ecstatic part.
Praying for a merit scholarship from AU
It’ll probably cover the other half my financial aid couldn’t, but I probably won’t get one because I suck sigh.
“When the woman answered the door, she looked at my daughter and said, ‘We don’t...”
– Girl Scout troop leader Kim Douglas • Discussing a recent situation her 10-year-old daughter faced when going door-to-door to sell cookies. Douglas’ daughter, by the way, didn’t know what abortion was. “It left my daughter very shocked, confused,” Douglas said. “She said, ‘Mommy, something creepy...
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Lol thanks Johnny
But this America so I’m free to do as I choose !!!
Got my measurements taken today
39-34-39 Guess who’s working out like a tool?
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fhjg college so many papers and stuff i have to do...
I’m just gonna dig a hole and eat chinese food bye guys, maybe I’ll get Wifi in said hole, soon and blog about it.
That awkward moment when you talk to yourself and...
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
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Definitely living on campus, now to convince mama...
Thanks firstgencollege and youarejustadogwalker :) :) :)!
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Advice?
My grandma says I should live off campus for A.U., but I’m a silly person who has never been to DC and has no family there, is this feasible guys? Like what does the housing fee include?
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“My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like, “oh...”
“HI, I’m going to say things so sweet to you that you’ll get...”
– Stephen
“Sailor Pluto get out of the room, you’re not even a Planet anymore!”
– Sailor Venus, drunken voice of reason
Austin that was perfect omg lol that child always makes me laugh thank you!!!
What's wrong
So I got accepted into college, yay! But my grandma(who raised me and I lived with till last year and is 80) called and was all, “I’m never going to see you again now, I’m glad you’ve been accepted though.” And I’m all “what do you mean?” “Well I’m old you’ll find a job and live there hopefully. I don’t have much time...
Drowning in my tears
Someone please cheer me up.
I swear I’m a Rachel Berry and Santana Lopez love child.